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Craptallica

80's hairmetal band that really really sucks, sometimes they go on tour, have a special on MTV or show up at your local town fair with REO speedwagon.
man this new craptallica cd sucks, how much do you think lars and james made?
by TapRootDan August 21, 2005
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craftingtableisperfect

The most perfect person in the world who I love with all my heart :) <3 I love them more obviously
"Broo did you hear that craftingtableisperfect? "
by 4_mason_4 July 10, 2021
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craptacular

craptacular. adj. 1. an extremely sarcastic description of an undesireable object, state, or predicament.
Spending vacation with my annoying parents was craptacular!
by Rick Huffer March 6, 2000
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craptasmagoric

adj., 1. a large collection of crap. 2. of or relating to crap. 3. an experience or journey which is unpleasant, is a series of unpleasant and almost unbelievable experiences which make up a whole.
1. His garage is craptasmagoric, I don't think he's cleaned it in ages. 2. That is so craptasmagoric, you should take it back. 3. My whole vactation was craptasmagoric, I should have just stayed home.
by Jamie Bowen March 10, 2007
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CraptainObvious

Another misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in stating the bleeding obvious, as though you're too stupid to understand what is common knowledge, and as if you really care about what he has to say anyway.
I can't believe Jarvis thought he had to tell me Ron Paul was a Republican, as if I didn't know that, especially after seeing him on The Colbert Report, discussing his REPUBLICAN Presidential Campaign. I'm gonna respond to the smarmy git.

Don't bother, it's CraptainObvious
by generalderpanzertruppen September 23, 2007
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craptharsis

That feeling of blissful peace experienced after taking a hefty shit.
Oh, man... I just dropped a deuce and I have the most awesome case of craptharsis right now.
by BKITU July 20, 2008
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craptalicized

"Well our poster looked fine before Danielle craptalicized it!"

"Our poster would've gotten at A if you hadn't let Celeste craptalicize it!"
by Schubertastic January 31, 2009
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