Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.

BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.

by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015

crack whacking

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.

"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"

"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."

by Minndy April 9, 2008

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*

"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."

by LoL_What April 4, 2009

Curly Crack

The curly pubes in between one's bum crack

My curly crack needs a razor at it!

by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009

crack strength

When you get super-freakishly strong, probably off of crack.

Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall

by glitterati December 17, 2008

crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.

So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.

by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

Crack Dragon

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.

That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969

by Primo22 October 31, 2011