When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.
by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015

Exsessive masturbation. As one does when they are high off crack, coke, or any other stimulant drug.
"dude, I was so horny last night I was crack whacking it for hours!"
"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
"Man Tommy's been in the bathroom forever."
"He's crack whacking it..."
by Minndy April 9, 2008

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*
by LoL_What April 4, 2009

by Kizzy wizzi July 2, 2009

Q :How did Amy Winehouse manage to break out of rehab?
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall
A: She probably had crack strength, and just scaled that wall
by glitterati December 17, 2008

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.
So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.
by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

An ancient, contemporary, mystical, and scrawny creature that appears to be a cross between a dragon and a canine. Usually addicted to crack cocaine.
That ferocious dog which looks like a Crack Dragon! https://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Baby-Nala/134676363969
by Primo22 October 31, 2011
