Cotton eyed joe

The ultimate Redneck song.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.

If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?

If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...

by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006

Pick your cotton

To have amazing or wild sex with another person.

How you doing baby, why you come back to my place so I can Pick your cotton.

by Default_Dave March 26, 2019

Forbidden cotton candy

The delicious looking , pink, fiberglass insulation often found in the walls of homes.

My dad is remodeling my basement this weekend, you guys wanna come over and eat the left over forbidden cotton candy?

by Merrick0930 March 23, 2021

Cotton candy Randy

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

cotton candy kush

some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.

sold for about $15-20/g

cotton candy kush dopest dope ive ever smoked

by smokethedank September 7, 2011

Cotton Hill

1)A person that killed 50 men... with boring stories about stroking. 2)Resident of some slave supporting state that seems to be obsessed with Hank Hills urethra. 3)13 year old girl with braces and a limp.

Cotton hill really likes Hank Hill's urethra.

by sarcomax July 30, 2003

cotton eyed joe

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009