Out of context

The go to response from Christians when someone points out problems with the Bible.

Atheist: According to Deuteronomy 22:28-29, if a man rapes a virgin, they must get married. Why would God force a woman to marry her rapist? That's messed up

Christian: You're taking it out of context!

by ZenB22 January 30, 2019

Conestoga

A school for punk bitches who have to sit down to pee, and on weekends do stunts for Little Richard in gay movies. They suck at football too.

What can I say about Conestoga that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted.

by Kevin Clancy March 15, 2005

contextpation

When someone on im appears to be typing, but no words come out. You will see the "_____ is typing a message," but no message appears for a long while. Often message is shorter than would be expected by the time it took to type it.

Ron was having a bad case of contextpation while im the other day.

by Ryan Cordell February 5, 2005

Conestoga Valley

Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.

If you go to Conestoga Valley you are fake and a pain.

by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019

Content Aware Fill

Content Aware Fill was coded by Maayan.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Content Aware Fill should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.

by jasvfx May 28, 2021

content guidelines

When the 1st amendment doesnt exist and you cant say the word penis on roblox

content guidelines

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What no i meant to say ######
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GOD DAMN IT
LET ME SAY A SWEAR WORLD ############
WHAT I CANT EVEN SAY JEBUS??
FUCK

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ February 16, 2023

Mature content

Mature content is basically the definition of smut; like sex scenes in stories or Movies.

This story will contain Mature Content

by Ethans.butt December 26, 2016