Dirty coconut

To eat the public hair of one's partner. Usually as part of an intimate encounter though not strictly so.

No, I don't need a wax; hubby had dirty coconuts so I'm smooth as a veal cutlet!

by TheRedRaven May 28, 2022

Coconut Black Tie

A shocking sex act.

I gave her a coconut black tie after we held hands.

by Crack_n_Shine July 29, 2019

Coconut questions

Someone who projects his/her own intention and physical actions.

"I know you mean well, without coconut questions we can understand each other better. I don't invent meaning because I don't have the inability to deal with grief. "

by Communi February 18, 2021

coconut moon

A dark skinned person who lights up your life. Like a satellite

Your can refere to your partner. I love coconut moon

by Sisakazie_m May 30, 2018

falling coconut

When you poop out of a palm tree on someone's face.

Shit. I just got hit by a falling coconut on tue beach.

by Mintberrycrunch756 November 19, 2017

coconut bum

someone who is dumb

“oh you dropped your hair”

“damn coconut bum”

by ohhhwowwwreallyyyy October 27, 2019

Coconut dog

Gemma dryden

Gemma is a coconut dog

by Kouda March 31, 2018