Clusterfuck

Enrolling a child in the San Francisco Unified School District

Trying to get Timmy enrolled in Kindergarten was a real clusterfuck.

by Birtha B December 10, 2013

clusterfuck

(Verb) When someone crashes a whole set of connected computers simultaneously.

Dick just ran his simulation on the school server and clusterfucked the whole schools' server.

by goatandsheep November 16, 2015

Clusterfelch

A group sex act featuring men ejaculating in other's rectums, then other partners remove the cum orally, then share and swap the ejaculate into the mouths of others.

Donald Trump and Roger Ailes attended a clusterfelch with Rudy Giuliani and Chris Christie, with Christie swallowing all the cum.

by FelchBot October 21, 2016

clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!

Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?

by Dna75 March 10, 2017

Clausterphobic

Being afraid of Santa Claus (per Jason Mendoza on "The Good Place")

"Clausterphobic; who would be afraid of Santa Claus? Oh, The Jewish."

by florenson October 6, 2018

Clusterfuck

I group large group of essentially big helpings of fuckery. Most people cant realy understand what's fully going on.

South Sudan is a clusterfuck

by MeGaShhady February 10, 2019

Cluster Duck

When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself

Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally

by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020