When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.
Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.
by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023
When a large man with a beard stuffs both his hands into his own bung and the sound he makes sounds like a turbo spooling.
by Wf123190 June 26, 2017
When flying on an airplane with a friend, you tape a Dildo to a water bottle in your friends bag. When a tsa agent searches the bag for the bottle, they will get a little surprise, as well as your friend getting embarrassed.
by Bigpump February 12, 2018
by Hoarnt Up Sneakers June 12, 2017