Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

by Jayophonic July 21, 2011

Barbie you're chinese

A mini male doberman pinscher who looks chinese. May or may not have an abnormally sized cock

hey look it's barbie. Wow! look at that massive cock. BARBIE YOU'RE CHINESEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by gang413s April 18, 2018

Chinese Failed

Owing to Chinese parents' often excessive and unrealistic expectations on their children, Chinese fail is when you get less than 100% on your exams and courses

PG: Mom I got 19/20 on my calculus quiz
Mom: Why did you get that question wrong? What are you, stupid?
PG: Aww I chinese failed T_T
Mom: what did you say!?

by Peegies February 9, 2009

Chinese Oven Mitt

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.

Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!

by Hodenkrieg June 12, 2009

birddoggin chicks

The act of trying to mate with the most attractive women at the bar often done through the use of excessive alcohol consumption. Usually accompanied by peacocking, mating calls, and showing strengths of manhood.

"What did you do last night?"

"I was at the bar birddoggin chicks all night."

by coverlicious44 July 8, 2009

malaysian chinese

Malaysian Chinese is a Malaysian of Chinese origin. Just as simple as that.

*p/s: I read the other definition for Malaysian Chinese, and it's sad to see all these nonsense, signs of failed civilization. But don't worry, it's just minority. I believe on some parts of Malaysia, the 3 main races are good friends, and the number is growing =)

Malaysian Chinese in Lang Valley invented a local dish called Loh Mee, noodle in thick gravy, meats and prawns, sometimes paired with curry for extra spice!

by In hope for better Malaysia April 18, 2011

chink-a-boo

An individual that is half African-American, half Chinese.

A chink-a-boo is to humans as the liger is to animals.

by Mommy Carole's Baby November 17, 2009