Caffinhater

The person at work who drinks the last of the coffee without making a new pot.

How is it possible that the office caffinhater has hit me twice in half an hour this morning????

by Atlanta Coffee Lover July 11, 2011

Caffeinesnail

Great guy.

"I love Caffeinesnail"

by Not caffeinesnail July 8, 2013

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

Caff Hughs-Zaner

When, in the course of a devil's threeway, one man engages in anal sex with the woman while the other man vigorously licks both of her nipples.

"I hate how Max always gets the ass whenever we Caff Hughs-Zaner"

by Kevin Dangerous October 28, 2013

Cafficiency

the enhanced efficiency provided by caffiene

If I don't have my morning gallon of coffee, I get nothing done. Cafficiency is the only thing keeping me from getting fired.

by thebetterfriend2 April 17, 2015

chafed grundle

Grundle refers to the balls chode and dick as a whole ... When abraded or abused it becomes a chafed grundle !

These pants are chafeing my grundle big time

Chafed grundle

by DoggWood January 26, 2016

Caffix

The specific need for a caffeine fix.

I am so beat. I need a caffix to get me going.

by BeebesDude August 4, 2016