Cat

The pure evil

What cats favourite number 666

by Ender10354 April 15, 2018

Cat

Premium roast angry potato whom will demand love and attention from you. A Cat also has the sharp knives in their paws that the try to tickle you with.

"That cat just ate my fish!"
"My cat is stuck in a tree"

by Lucythekid May 30, 2018

cat

not a dog

Person 1: Yo look at that dog over there.
person 2: That is a cat you racist piece of shit.
person 1: Oh fucc, my bad fam

by Turbo Soggy May 30, 2018

Cat

Badass motherfucking leaders that will rule the world one day.

The cat is coming!

by MeowKing999995 May 30, 2018

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat

Not a dog

Definition of cat: not a dog

by Plottwistbitches August 3, 2018

Cat

A coolness that walks and sometimes talks.

That Betty is one hip cat.

by theothe-o September 2, 2018