Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Carson Cassidy

a tiny piece of shit from texas. mr. cassidy likes disney so much he wants to fuck walt diseny when he grows. he also is so fat he cant fit in a A380(the worlds biggest airplane). he also jacks during ror routes and does other shit.

carson cassidy in routes: 10-9 i cant hear you

by biden joe December 29, 2022

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

Carson

A loud main

Oh my god carson is such a loud main smh

by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023

carson c.

a really sexy hot amazing guy that has over a million hoes and will take all your bitches and prolly fuck all the females in your family

some hoe: did u see Carson c. he is sooo fine<3
mar: mine bro
Carson: i got so many hoes man

by papasfav April 30, 2023

Carson cheek

A straight dog. Him. Gangy. Guy who has a lot of sex and doesn’t have a chode.

That guy is Carson cheek, he is him.

by Partyanimal29 May 5, 2023

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023