CAN CANS

LLK supporter.

CAN CANS IS THE BEST LLK MEMBER?!?

by Alex Forilum January 24, 2022

Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022

being cannulated

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people

David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

by testymctestfaceee November 29, 2022

Gaming Cans

An empty soda can designed for you to piss in for uninterrupted gaming. If it's wide enough. you may be able to fit a few dukes in there too.

I am ready to ROCK this valorant game, got my gaming cans ready

by comicsansessay39 June 20, 2023

Zaddy Canuck

Canuck is a sexually attractive man.

Zaddy Canuck is going to give me mod.

by Stellarspace April 24, 2023

The Cantunsees

A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.

Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.

by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025