Canada's History 

A crude act involving a moose's antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.

Canada's History by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

1. Nothing worth mentioning at all.
2. A tradition of making love to a moose.

"What are you doing your report on?"
"Canada's History!"
"Wow, that must be interesting!"
"No! They don't do shit!"

Canada's History by TheDictionary11 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.

On a recent trip to Montreal, Terrence & Phillip showed me a little bit of Canada's History.

Canada's History by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Too despicable, too depraved even for Urban Dictionary. Sarah Palin is rumored to have stumbled across the sex act during a recent trip to Canada. After sharing a hearty breakfast of pancakes and maple syrup with the Pittsburgh Penguins, Palin was attempting to "dismantle" a set of moose antlers above the dining room table with the help of Sidney Crosby. While he struggled to hold both the ladder still with one hand and balance the Stanley Cup in the other, Sarah lost her footing and the rest is history. Canada's History.

"'Canada's History' makes some people feel good and other people feel bad." - Joyce King ... more or less.

Canada's History by mshanl1026 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Outdoor anal sex with someone who is both frigid and passive.

Darryl had to break up with Lucy because he'd enough of Canada's History.

Canada's History by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act that involves penetrating the recipient with the prongs of a moose antler using maple syrup as a lubricant. Often participants attempt fill the recipient with as much maple syrup as possible so it may used as an enema and collected in a large cup. This collected syrup is then poured over pancakes and consumed.

Tom had Joanne give him a lesson in Canada's history. He then cooked her pancakes with his special maple syrup to thank her.

Canada's History by cyotee February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

Running a train on a Mountie.

I couldn't look Constable Bouchard in the eyes this morning. I don't know what came over us. I've never seen so many people Canada's History someone on a bear rug before. Meth is a helluva drug.

Canada's History by MooseToga February 5, 2010