crying conference

When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.

Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.

by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019

cry masty

crying while masturbating. tears make the best lubracant

cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends

by sakattack1 February 27, 2011

Cry Shart

Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.

1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."

2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"

1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"

2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"

by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010

Puss-cry

A whiny cowardly individual.

(sobbing) "Branden, stop hitting me!"

"Shut your mouth and take it, you little Puss-cry!"

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

cry-roll

Combinination of cry and eye-roll. An expression used when one is both touched and disgusted/exasperated at human-interest schmaltz.

I couldn't help but cry-roll at the story of millions of dollars being raised for charity in honor of a dead 9-year-old girl's wish.

by Breakfast Taco July 27, 2012

Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby

Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy

by Will lloyd April 14, 2021

screaming crying

the action of screaming whilist crying.

“I’m screaming crying!!”
“Why?”

by FARTINGLOUD March 31, 2022