crab apple

N. An accidental post anal sex ball of feces that emerges just after one removes his penis.

Chris did his girlfriend in the butt for the first time the other day and right after he pulled out she laid a crab apple in the living room floor.

by Tom Denzemore September 4, 2007

Jimmy Crab

Chesapeake Bay male blue crab

Bubba you see the numba one jimmy crab hangin from the crab pot.

by Chainsaw Charlie November 6, 2007

crazy crab

When a woman has sex with five men (at least) with one guy in each orifice, one in the mouth and one in each hand. She looks like a flailing crab on its back going crazy!

"Me and the indoor soccer team went crazy crab with the coaches wife. She loved it!"
"Man, I love seafood!"

by The Red Devil September 19, 2006

Crab Feed

unkempt pubic hair

The girls in 80's porn have large crab feed.

by darthdano February 13, 2009

Crab Game

The coolest game in the history of cool games

Crab game is so fun! I love hearing 10 year old kids screaming in my ears!

by Joe mamamamamamamamamamama November 8, 2021

crab race

A fun game amongst intentionally dirty unwashed people (gutterpunks, crusties) to race their body lice gainst each other. Body lice live in dirty unwashed wellworn clothes and bedding

Gutterpunks like having crab races

by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005

crab jesus

A prominent man who has experience with the god who can levitate along the coast of Galveston Texas

I lost my virginity to crab Jesus

by Crab_jesus69 May 2, 2020