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Sono Chi No Sadame

The most epic opening in the Jojo's Bizzare Adventure series of all time second to Breakdown
Lyrics:Sono Chi No Sadame *tsk* *tsk* JoJos!
Engirshu: For the blood of all The
*tsk* *tsk* JoJos!
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Ching chang hon chi 

THE STORY!

There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
Ching chang hon chi by JPhett December 28, 2021
A slang used for Chicago, Illinois.
The Chi is da place to be.
The Chi by D.J. Davis March 1, 2007

Cellphone Tai Chi 

A series of movements one undertakes whilst attempting to find cellphone reception, resulting in an impromptu tai chi-like dance. The Cellphone Tai Chi generally involves the person holding their cellphone in the air while simultaneously walking slowly in circles.
Jiminy: Man, the reception here is really bad.
Harris: Gee, I agree. Look, Timmy's already doing the Cellphone Tai Chi over in the corner of the room.
A delicate way of utilizing energy through the use of Tai Chi incorporating the principles of Cubical Politics. It is a way to increase the space of your cubicle, relieve stress and balance the existing energy in your cubicle while at the same time, not intruding on the sovereign territories of office co-workers.
"Hey Gordo, check out that new-age freak! What's wrong with him?"

"Oh, that's a new thing Larry. It's called Cube Chi. It is supposed to help with increasing your cubicle space while maintaining a balanced relationship with your... ack!!..."

<Gordo get's kicked in the neck by Larry>

"Hey Gordo, when you can breathe again, tell that cheese dick to stop hugging my trees or I'm gonna rip out his eyes and skull fuck him."
Cube Chi by it_support_monkey October 15, 2007
That fucking crack... the best and most accessible chinese food restaurant in the D.C. Howard University Drew Hall area. Containing the best MAMBO MUMBO??? Sauce. However, many are discouraged from eating there because of rumors that involve the rats that roam the area and its bad surrounding atmosphere.Originally called Howard China.
I'm bout to hit up Ho-Chi and get me three wings with fries, mambo sauce on everything and a large Mix.

Ayo... call up Ho-Chizzle and order me a whole cheese steak two fries wit mambo sauce and two large mixes.
Ho-Chi by IDEALS May 31, 2007