Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

green chair

The chair in a band that is reserved for the most talented skin-flute musicians. The green chair musician is unrivaled in his ability to slay that skin flute like Slash can his lead guitar!

Man did you see Jason perform last night? He is the green chair of the band for sure!

by Sir Dinkus June 26, 2019

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

Leather Chair

When a hot young chick rides an old weathered man sitting upright and she sticks to his wrinkled bronzed skin.

Amber got that good leather chair from Richard last night.

by SlipperyNicki July 02, 2022

chair lump

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.

That librarian is a chair lump.

by pshermanwallabyway April 28, 2010

chair yoga

When you yoga with chairs
(AKA sit on the chairs)
Chair. Yoga

“I love chair yoga”

by QQQ3 September 28, 2017

froggy chair

Froggy chair is a chair in Animal Crossing that is also froggy. It is froggy chair and nothing else. Praise froggy chair

This villager gave me a froggy chair today.

by Cassandreja December 28, 2019