brett's barrel

British Colombian Bowling ball... guy only drinks bud heavies and four lokos... wheels only females under 15... years old... sick forearm tat... loves Stefanski's bajangas.... but is also probably your hot bartender if you've been to the keg in Kelowna

I rubbed Brett's barrel for good luck, its like Buddha's belly but luckier

by papa John\ December 10, 2017

Brett

Brett is a piece me shit asshole who you cannot trust and he is most likely to make your life shit specially if you are dating him. Stay away from people named Brett.

Brett is a bitch

by Mike.G September 10, 2020

Brett

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”

Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!

by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021

Hanson Brett

a complete cyclepath
professional Hitman

Hanson Brett gon fuck it up

by LLPOP January 10, 2023

Brett

Brett a creature with many capabilities.Knowledge of thing beyond what many people may believe.Shall become crazed with the of a specific type of rodent call a rat.Has a love for a type of dog breed called a pug.

Brett look a pug

by Pugito owner November 20, 2023

brett westerman

someone called this low life slang word is often referred to as a bitch.

Why does he always have to be Brett Westerman.

by brettwestermanisugly November 21, 2019

Brett Oakes

If his name is Brett, you already know he has a horse cock. If he’s an Oakes, you know he fucks bitches. If his name is Brett Oakes, his cock is the longest and girthiest schlong ever. You know this mf fucks bitches. He’s Probaly out there fuckin ur girl rn. Not to mention his ass must be fatter then fucking Lana Rhodes. His ass is for sure juicy and grumpcious.

“I would let Brett Oakes fuck the shit out of me”
“Brett Oakes ass is fatter then Lizzo”

by Baudhaxhzuhzha November 25, 2021