Boobs

Weapons of mass turbation.

Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.

by murdur1 December 17, 2008

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

man-boobs

Boobs, as in the two/three lumps of fat and nastiness with a nipple on top attached to the chest, on a man. Typically found on gentlemen of increasing age and weight, both of which wear wife-beaters and khaki pants too high on their waist.

"Hey mommy, that man has man-boobs!"

"I know sweetie, but it's not polite to point."

by tay lo. August 7, 2004

pancake boobs

Spread apart boobs. Not so much big as they are wide. Closer to the armpits than the center of the chest.

Darcey: "My boobs are so big!"
Britney: "No, they're wide. You have fricken pancake boobs."

by Pworldbeotchiecrapface March 1, 2008

back boobs

when a woman is SOOO fat, that she appears to have breasts on her back due to a tightish bra.

I once met a fat krusty with greasy ginger wrestler mullet hair of this ilk. and then i found out she had her clit pierced. i was very ill.

Man 1 : oh my f**king days that girl has got back boobs man.

Man 2 : RAHHH!!! that is some nasty shiz-nit

by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003

Boobsplosion

When a woman wears a very tight bra, and her boobs explode above the top of it, its a boobsplosion.

Check her boobsplosion, she needs to learn to wear a proper sized bra!

by sambolina3 February 13, 2010

boobsket ball

to try multiple times to get something little in a girls cleavage or down her shirt.

Kevin kept playing boobsket ball with Lisa by trying to throw little paper balls down her shirt.

by ohhnoitslisa September 30, 2007