BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.

Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live

by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011

Beckerhead

Noun: A person so caught up in the latest Glenn, Beck, conspiracy, that they lose what little touch with reality they had.

My neighbor has become a total Beckerhead. After Glenn revealed his latest conspiracy, my neighbor went out and bought some "end of the world insurance", and some gold coins, that he will never see a profit on in his lifetime.

by Frostweld April 6, 2013

Becker Decker

Having sex while watch reruns of old tv shows. Such as Cheers, Becker, Threes Company, Frasier, or anything pre-2000's.

I usually have a becker decker while watching nick at night.

by Darkestkiss September 13, 2013

binker

one that wanks into public bins

"i just caught a binker, chugging into a bin..."
"oh thank god, i thought he was stealing shoes."

by richiebichie October 3, 2016

Bucker

A dog who puckers their butt hole as they bark.

Stop being a bucker, Dora.

by Dorasmama October 10, 2016

bicken noodle soup

A Blood gang member's preferred and favorite soup

What did you it before that driveby?
I just had some Bicken Noodle Soup.

by Real_Connah November 26, 2016

bieker

A carpenter union representative that likes to use the word "shitty" and say "mmmm greyhound" during lunch!

If you've had a shitty day, just sit with Bieker and say "mmmm greyhound"!

by Jayjay11111 March 7, 2017