A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 28, 2015
Get the Religion Of Baconmug. The thick, delicious smog that hangs around after cooking a fried breakfast, particularly from bacon.
Person 1: Whoa, its smokey in here, whats burning?
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
Person 2: Nothing, just a heavy bacon haze from my breakfast
by Biff2011 February 20, 2011
Get the Bacon Hazemug. After a reasonable amount of intercourse, the penis is removed from the vagina and slapped across the female's mouth, leaving residual sexual fluids, both male and female. The result is a kind of greasy mouth, comparable to if someone were to slap bacon on their lips.
by Goodlum December 6, 2010
Get the Bacon Smilemug. Adjective Braw
A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,
Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers
The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.
At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,
Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers
The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.
At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
by Craig Ritchie May 6, 2008
Get the Bacon Chasermug. by scullymkts November 26, 2010
Get the Bacon slicermug. An extremely fat, pig-like, female who has an upturned nose, resembling a snout, no neck and jowls, sweats profusely, and waddles when she walks. Ironically, while this woman resembles an upright pig in every way, she consumes massive quantities of bacon. Giving her name a double meaning.
That bacon beast ate all the meat on the breakfast buffet, so the rest of us have to wait until they can cook some more.
by King Jr. June 18, 2013
Get the Bacon Beastmug. A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.
I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.
by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021
Get the Bacon Snakemug.