BMW

Black mans willy

I’m going to take a ride on my BMW (Black mans Willy) Today!!

by Mythic March 29, 2022

BMW

Big Mexican Women

"Hey Brandon, your moms a BMW."

by "HEY"69420alert March 18, 2020

BMW

Big Money Wasted

A car manfucaturer you'll be paying the rest of your life if you buy from. You'll sure enough need a oilchange shortly after you buy it, and that's just one of the issues that'll arise if you buy this trash can on wheels.

Denzel just bought a BMW! What a jackass!

by keyboardstrokes July 22, 2022

BMW

a German automobile that is Broken Most Weeks and is very expensive to repair. Also know as the Ultimate service center revenue generating machine. Generally they depreciate at an accelerated rate and aren't worth much after 4-5 years. leased by the rich, owned by fools.

dude...? your bmw is in the shop again this week? how many stacks will it take this week to get it working again?

by autoguru November 12, 2019

BMW

Something someone likes, Big Mexican Women.

You’re my BMW

by MailedAway, or Adopted February 23, 2023

BMW

It may be a BMW car, but in terms of repairs, Bring Money With you because EVERYTHING breaks.

When you come to service your BMW car, bring money with you!

by SMIXY June 27, 2022

BMW

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers.

Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.

EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW.

EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.

by Wutwutintha October 8, 2020