The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Joseph Morgan Berthels

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary

Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by YIKES SCOOB THIS SOME GOOD LSD October 5, 2020

property_of_bertholdt

A beautiful and amazing person. He makes great content and has a very cute face. :3
I love him. <3

I want to spend the rest of my life with property_of_bertholdt.

by Fr0ggz June 30, 2021

Queen of Berghain

A person who has high social status at the techno club Berghain is often self-proclaimed. The person in question knows "everyone", dance at the front left, lives in Berlin and gets to go to the front of the queue. For every 500 people there are usually 1-2 Queen of berghains

Sammanta is very happy as she finally can call herself queen of berghains after attending to the last five BH closings.

by readymade08 January 1, 2022

Friends of Bertram

Just as Dorothy has her friends, Bertram has his.

To those who know who and what Bertram is, just know, we are all Friends of Bertram.

by FriendofBertram November 22, 2024

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda but as a drag king). he is a natural at the toss-toss and desperately needs to transform like a magical anime girl. he is a nerdy girl in an american high school movie hiding behind glasses who just needs a glow-up and all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER he's a lesbian. he also doesn't need hrt - hrt needs him. he sprinkles a trail of fairy dust wherever he goes. we all know and love magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026

magical girl bertram

magical girl bertram is a someone with beautiful long blonde hair, big blue eyes and stubble (think glinda as a drag king). he is a beautiful magical anime girl in an american high school drama hiding behind thick glasses and just needs a glow up. then all the boys will fall in love with her but SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS he's a lesbian (single). he doesn't need hrt, hrt needs him. he sprinkles a train of fairy dust everywhere he goes. we all know and love a magical girl bertram.

"omg my friend is such a magical girl bertram. look at him transform!"

by smellerbeller March 17, 2026