to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.
by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
by Tbell November 9, 2014

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly February 14, 2012

Atlanta slang for having vigorous sex to the extent of which her breasts swing to and fro and produce an audible smack.
"Dude, did you hear what was coming from Darius' room last night?"
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."
"Yeah man, he was totally beating goonies in there."
by RadioBreadOKCumCooter September 7, 2022

the act of masturbating shortly after masturbating.
beating off shortly after wacking off the first time in order to achieve sleep
Originated in the 303 by innovators such as KK, and Steele.
beating off shortly after wacking off the first time in order to achieve sleep
Originated in the 303 by innovators such as KK, and Steele.
guy: yea last night i couldn't fall alseep so i had to resort to the old repeat beat to be able to finally get some shut eye.
by KK-303 May 23, 2006

by Rollerblader April 30, 2003

by Wrmichael October 8, 2008
