Australian Kiss

The female version of teabagging by squating over someone while they are passed out and kissing them with your lips from down under.

You better take your shoes off or you'll get Australian Kisses.

by KC. Slip April 17, 2009

East Australian Current

coined off of the movie Finding Nemo, the koolest characters were the stoner sea turtles..

K: Hey Crush lets go hit a joint.
M: Totally, dude, we be floatin on the EAC.

by Kat November 20, 2004

Australian Toilet

When you take a crap in a girls mouth and then 69 with her (toilets flush backwards in Australia)

I gave your MOm an Australian Toilet

by CJ W July 29, 2007

Australian Hot pocket

To take a shit on a girls pussy and use the poop for lube. Thus making her pussy very warm and gooey like a hotpocket.

Dude, you Australian hot pocketed her that must have been nasty.

by UPKPP April 26, 2009

Australian Rules football

premier sporting code in Australia. alot better than wogball.
contrary to popular beleif, it is more popular than soccer in australia. and is alot better than that cuntish sport, rugby which those fuckhead queenslanders and New south welshmen call "Footy" which portrays the stupidity of these people as the ball rarely makes contact with the foot.

AFL draws larger crowds than soccer and rugby league week in week out, thus making it better.

Contrary to popular beleif, soccer is shit, Australian rules football is australia's only true footy code.

by peter6666 October 5, 2006

Australian spirit

The attitude of most Australians:
If it isnt bolted down then steal it, if it is bolted down then vandalise it

The Australian spirit in action:

Jono: "Hey look a free park bench!"

Stevo: "Nah its bolted down. Lets smash it"

by bundybazza January 14, 2009

australian barbeque

An average spit roast but has to be slow cooked, continuously spinning round

Guy 1: Man can you remember when we had that spitroast last night
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a proper Australian barbeque

by Peogh January 28, 2014