National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National ass pic day

every year on may 4th an ass pic shall be sent to men by a women of liking. Feelings must be mutual between the 2

it’s may 4th, National ass pic day, send it over!

by theworldsgreatestliareverinthe May 4, 2022

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

slap ass day round 2

we all know y’all had no balls round one so let’s get it for round 2! August 30th

“y’all it’s slap ass day round 2 let’s get itttt!”

by bootyslapper101 August 29, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass

It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019

National Eat Ass Day

10 January is the official Eat Ass day, when you can eat someone's ass.

Hey, it's 10th of January, you know what that means. National Eat Ass Day. COME HERE MY FRIEND.

by a sudden squirt January 10, 2023