Ashton has the most amazing BBC is never fells to please and those who try will be Slade and put to rest
by Awesomeness 23 June 17, 2018

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by (-^-) February 7, 2019

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
Also pretty sure they're all gay.
by lakenbacon October 30, 2022

To say someone is an Ashton is a term meant to describe what happens when more than one extra chromosome is present in the body. Examples of this are an overly large body mass accompanied by partial blindness but above all strange traits to the person such as having attraction towards inanimate objects (such as teddy bears).
by Ashtontener February 20, 2023

by RyDawg2020 July 7, 2021
