Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

by geeksinlove December 9, 2008

The princess is in another castle

1) The event in which you expect a female, only to get something else (like a dude) instead, especially in the case of dating a transvestite or someone similar. The phrase originates from Super Mario Bros., where instead of getting the princess at the end of all but the last castle, you end up rescuing a Toad instead.

2) The event in which a female does not show up at the appointed place and/or time.

Male 1: "Dude, I went out with this one bitch, only to realize she was really a guy!" Male 2: "Haha, the princess is in another castle!"

by Ilikesex12 December 14, 2009

The Anthem

Hype Williams' "Belly" So named because of the universal nature of it's depiction of the hopes and struggles associated with urban drug traffic/crime culture.

Nah, I'm fin' to go back to the spot to vibe out and just hit up The Anthem.

by Philip Stephenson January 9, 2006

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)

Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.

Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)

by Si_B June 28, 2005

emo kids' anthem

The emo kid anthem can be anything that fits that particular person. It doesn't have to be "emo" like Brighteyes, but it can be screamo as well. After all, screamo is emo with a killing twist.

MCR is big with the so called "emo" kids
As well as Hawthorne Heights, as mentioned above.
Brighteyes seems to be popular for their soft melodic flowing music.
A more little known "emo" band would probably be called The Honorary Title. There's a song called "Everything I Once Had."
"February, Valentine's Day. Did my best to avoid the red cliches, so you dumped me on the subway on my way to work at nine in the morning."

Guy: Do you see the girl over there with the red streak in her hair, bangs in her eyes,and hear the soft accoustic music?
Girl: Yeah, what about her.
Guy (while whispering): She's emo. She's probably listening to the emo kids' anthem

by disco_bloodbath October 4, 2006

anathemaism

A word a person(usually a girl) makes up a word on the spot and then claims its real by luckily finding it on urbandictionary.com or dictionary.com.

Ana:Im gonna exsanguinate you
Lum:You know you cant just make up words
Ana:Its not made up,look it up
Lum:Your damn lucky i tell you
Ana(in secret):Phew,how do i keep guessing these words?

by Luminous August 24, 2005

anothony

anothony is the cutest little boy you'll pass by in a lifetime. Once you get to know him,he is the best of friends and always has your back. his caring and kind to everyone and can always cheer you up. HE IS WAY BETTER IN EVERYTHING THAN ANTHONY

kid1; the boy you were with yesterday seems like an anothony
kid2; yeah nah his super cool

by thecoolestoneout June 24, 2019