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alyssa

Has a 3in tall temper and only has fun in a book, online (alone!), or at the pool!
Today Alyssa punched me in the stomach!
by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018
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alyssa

a girl who is very headass and smells like fish and looks like a gerbil. she has very serious mental issues, and constantly confuses her boyfriend with her dad. she loves to kiss her cousins, and they love to kiss her back. she has a sweet spot for girls, and justin bieber doesn’t love her. she tries so hard for his attention but she’s a creep. she probably snorts coke with her grandma. she is obsessed with minecraft, she is going nowhere in her life because of her obsession with minecraft.
*weird person singing* : “i wake up in the morning i got minecraft on my mind”
person 2 : oh don’t worry that’s just that weird bitch alyssa
by my nigga jimmy June 12, 2019
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alyssa

alyssa is the most ugliest bitch in the world if you see this alyssa ik you have a nipple boner of Alfie hehe
alyssa; did you see Alfie today
person; yh he looked like a nipple boner
by nippleboner69 November 28, 2019
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alyssa

alyssa is a name known for talking to guys who already have a girl as to talking to guys who talk to a girl. Alyssa also loves making nude stickers from snap to send to guys like it’s normal.... Alyssas also tends to ask men who are cuffed to send pics. For example, “can i send you a booty pic?” overall you get it Alyssa’s are hoes
Alyssa: i’m going to snap chad and see if he wants a nude... fuck his gf
by idontgiveaheckyo July 7, 2019
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Alyssa Love

This girl is absolutely gorgeous, she's always happy; even though sometimes she fakes a smile, she's the girl who doesn't care what anyone thinks of her, she's a small but feisty person who can bottle up lots of anger, I suggest you stay on her good side. She can be freaky but sweet all at once, she will devote her heart to you if you deserve it and show that you love her. This girl is a PERFECT life-long companion
by heygirl72 June 12, 2015
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Alyssa Edwards

Justin Johnson, known by her stage name Alyssa Edwards, is an American drag performer, dance teacher, and businesswoman. Johnson was known for competing in drag pageantry and being dethroned from her title as Miss Gay America 2010, with the title being passed on to Coco Montrese, before gaining prominence and ultimately becoming a fan favorite on the fifth season of RuPaul's Drag Race and the second season of RuPaul's Drag Race: All Stars.
Person 1: Did you see Alyssa Edwards last night?
Person 2: Fuck yes girl she gave me life!
by YourGoodJudy November 1, 2016
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Alyssa Bernal

A super talented singer on Youtube..Super pretty resembling Vanessa Anne Hudgens..But way more talented then her. :)
You know Alyssa Bernal?
Yeaa, shes super talented.
by BryannaTheMelody July 7, 2009
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