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A massive bitch that tries to date every guy as if it is a contest,Alyssa's are dumb,short and cringey.Alyssa's are people you hope to not meet and just make your life worse.
Why the fuck does Alyssa cry everytime she begs for something and doesn't get it
Alyssa by TooSweg August 23, 2018
Alyssa: a skanky little slut that is crazy funny and amazing usually best friends with Tilly
Alyssa: I love you

Tilly: my parents don't

Alyssa: neither do mine
Alyssa by Tillyxoxo June 25, 2017
A classic Bitch who is a lesbian and uses people for friends and when people ask her out she hates them form now on and she will never talk to you unless you have money.
Me: Alyssa is so nice I think I'm gonna ask her to the dance

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO I HATE YOU GO DIE IN A HOLE
Alyssa by JJ_monster November 11, 2018
Alyssa is the rudest bitch in the world. She really has the worst attitude around and can’t keep her ugly ass feelings to herself. She dated people for the hell of it and is a whore who is just trying to get hoes She’s a ugly rude bitch ass cunt and is a petty ass bitch. She is never a real friend but a fake bitch. Has no friends and all she wants to do is “get swooped” and become high with some damn hoodlums who just want to fuck her nasty ass. If you ever meet and Alyssa run the fuck away because she will steal your shit and become the fakest bitch you know.
Boy 1: You know Alyssa?

Boy 2: Ew that nasty whore sucking dick behind the auditorium last week

Boy 1: Yeah shes a rude bitch
Alyssa by codmw34 January 2, 2019
a girl who stands in the crowd because of her beauty. she has beautiful goldish-like straight hair and she is all the guys dream. she is used to be a bully. she is popular. she was chubby but over the years she has had a huge glow up. every girl in school is jelly of her.
Alyssa is looking perfect (as always) today.
Alyssa by Mari MIBC October 27, 2018
She also has the bluest eyes in the world, and the sweetest heart you could ask for. If you ever need help with anything you can just ask her and she will know what to do. She is very good at showing affection but when it comes to suprises, she’s not the best at secrets like that but that’s okay. She makes up for it with her beautiful looks and perfect personality
Damn there’s Alyssa, I wish I could get me an Alyssa
Alyssa by Urbanelizard464 November 5, 2018