Asonti

If her name is Asonti, cuff her. She bad af funny af silly af, and she will always have your back. She probably loves to argue but only if bitches fuck with her. She don’t bother nobody she just sit and look pretty. She most likely always keeps her hair done cause she never looks like the opps. You can’t fuck with her, period. You fuck around you get fucked up, seriously. It’s nothing like an Asonti. She’ll beat a ho ass for her bitches she also will argue over her nigga and won’t gaf. Did i mention she’s funny? Okay yeah. Asonti is the best thing to have, everyone needs an Asonti. She’s sweet, genuine, and loving. She might be a little shy at first but when she gets comfortable around you she is the funniest, realest, weirdest ho ever. She has no filter and doesn’t care what she says, tmi isn’t a word in her vocabulary. Go find an Asonti

I wish i was like Asonti she’s so inspirational

by ahothatwillclockyotea March 24, 2025

arson

a daily pastime of mine :)

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so she committed arson on his house and got arrested.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Anson

One of the best kinds of guy you'll ever meet. He's an amazing friend, smart as hell, and loves like nobody else. Anson is a yapper and a dork but that just makes you love him more.

Hi Anson, I love you 💜

by Ansonsgirl April 5, 2025

Ashonia

Translation from Georgian word meaning a homosexual male who presents in a feminine manor. Derogative.

*male walking past*

Wow! That guy is such an ashonia

by niagrafalls12 September 14, 2025

Social Arson

The reckless act of "Playing with Fire" as applied to a social or romantic context.

When Melinda asked to borrow her ex's wrench, knowing he would offer to come over and fix her pipes himself, she couldn't help but wonder if the text committed Social Arson.

by Maggie Bittenburg March 11, 2011

Social Arson

A person who goes around starting drama. They enter a group blow things out of proportion and then leave it for you to sort out.

Creating havoc, drama and scenes in a group setting for the effect, with no resolution.

Social Arson Social Arsonist

by live256ryd August 3, 2016

conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.

The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.

by Ontological June 27, 2018