Adam

Adam is a caring, loving, and all around adorable guy. He may seem like an asshole at first but trust me, he isn't that way. He is a handsome and smart guy who would never hurt anyone and he truly cares a lot about his family and would never let anyone talk bad about them.

Karen: "That Adam kinda cute"
Me: "BACK OFF KAREN HE'S MINE"
Karen: "NO!!"
Me: " KAREN SHUT UP AND GO TELL YOUR KID TO STOP LISTENING TO KIDZ BOP!"

by Dumbass idiot February 7, 2021

Adam

This guy loves football, but cant even play it.

He is mean and insesitive, and doesn't understand the concept of no.

NEVER and I mean NEVER date him be is not a one woman man he will cheat, and lie.

Stop being an Adam

Were over (why?) you were acting like an adam

by Motherhu November 22, 2016

Adam

A fat nigga that doesnt want to take off his sweater

Adam is a cutie but he doesnt want to take off his sweater

by A3FF34 December 11, 2018

Adam

Adam is a funny and crazy person who is often blonde and plays a musical instrument such as drums. He is has a strong sense of humour and isn't afraid to do things to damage his reputation. He's a gentleman with the ladies complementing them all the time about their magnificent features and because of his hissing snake ready to bite!

Guy1: Hey who that with all the ladies?
Guy2: That's Adam he's the king of the bosses he's absolutely crazy and he has had sex over a billion times this week !

by Nightraider101 August 9, 2017

Adam

Adam, The best at getting bitches and dates. He is the handsome guy you will ever meet and you are lucky to have an Adam in your life. Adams are super strong and super tuff so if you get in a fight with him that is basically suicide and you better hope that your mom is a doctor. Adams are always in super good shape with sexy blue eyes and brown hair. Adams freckles are amazing and always play hockey and like to be a goon. If you are playing hockey against an Adam you'd better hope that he does not take a snapshot or else your screwed! He has the most amazing sense of humour that you will ever meat in a guy and if you have ever gone on a date with him you would know that he makes you feel like the most special girl in the world and if your dating him hold on for as long as you can!

Person1: Whaaaat who is that handsome guy?
Person2: Thats Adam and good luck hooking up with him!
Person3: Can I have sex with you!?

by GOATMAN6915 March 19, 2019

Adam

Good friend. Sometimes annoying but he's cool. He has clown hair.

If you shaved Adam's hair you could make a clown wig

by Ur mommmmmmmmmm December 17, 2018

Adam

Retarded

"Adam is retarded"

by Partytimejew October 4, 2018