by etherealswag May 10, 2021

by MiseryMatrix January 17, 2023

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.
Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!
by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

Girls really be out here doing juice cleanses, enemas, consuming herbs, and water fasting, but will still let someone acid nut in them????
by THE Vegan Bitch April 27, 2020

“Goddamn that acid sperm just goes right through ya”
“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
“Idk how he beat the pill, must have some kind of acid sperm”
by Bookie jones April 16, 2020

Bruh: Remember when you had that acident in Las Vegas?
Other bruh: Bruh I forgot she said in the group chat that these were dosed!
Other bruh: Bruh I forgot she said in the group chat that these were dosed!
by Peninsula Papis April 19, 2021

A gay group full of sexy boys who like touching themself, they are real deal with big shlongs they like to use as swords, the team is alo GAYmers who plays: GAYcraft GAYnite and StraightIsn'tOk. They will win all the upcoming swordfights, and a bounus is their PH Account with 1+mil followers, don't mess whit theese boys or they will tie you up and do things to you if you are a boy.
by LickMeUnderMyFoot August 17, 2019
