National Slap Ass Day

On December 4th its national slap ass day where a boy can slap a girls ass next time they see each other

Boy: Nice ass *slaps butt*
Girl : why?
Boy:its national slap ass day
U can slap and grip the girls ass if you want

by Superslimmshady December 4, 2021

National grab ass day

National grab ass day is on December 8th so girls get ready to get grabbed

Boy- do you know what day it is
Girl- No...
Boy- it’s national grab ass day, now let’s see that cake

by Greg Yates December 7, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019

Slap ass day

Slap your friends ass for free

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day

by anonymous February 8, 2022

National eat ass day

April 13th is National Eat Ass Day

Hey babe it's national eat ass day you know what that means

by BIG PAPA CORN May 25, 2018

Grab WAY more ass day

April 14th Is grab way more ass day! You thought we were done? NOPE think again

Yo! Today is Grab way more ass day!

by makingbabies625 April 13, 2019