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Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.
Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes
by The A Man March 30, 2005
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a fucking joke

why cant you take a fucking joke?
by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020
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Joke Poacher

Someone who steals, or poaches, other people's jokes and takes credit for the joke. Poaching usually occurs when a joke poacher heres another person tell a joke and repeats said joke in a louder more obnoxious way for all to hear.
John mumbled a joke under his breath. Will heard the joke and repeated it loudly in a crowded room. Everyone laughed at the hilarious joke and Will took credit for coming up with it. Will is a joke poacher.
by ash ketchum173 March 27, 2012
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Carter Joke

When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.
Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
by moosh May 7, 2021
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Braxton Joke

A joke when you got the whole squad straight faced
Hey man what the dog doing” said Braxton hysterically

The squad “Man that was a Braxton Joke” 😐
by Barry McCockinher69 April 13, 2022
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Mys Jokes

An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a childless father.
Some girl: Hey acquaintance, we should go back soon.

Acquaintance: Why?

Some girl: I'm hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I'm acquaintance!

Some girl: Shut up with the mys jokes, they aren't funny!
by Try_ December 13, 2021
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green joke

A joke with a sexual or otherwise vulgar connotation and or punchline.
She often tells green jokes, probably because of the stress.
by Reore November 23, 2021
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