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seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.
Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"
by shoot2grill January 17, 2016
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TGIF Alcoholic

When you work at TGI Friday's and it makes you an alcoholic.
Man I was I thought I was an alcoholic before, but now I'm a TGIF Alcoholic. Damn place steals your soul
by Rice1303 September 10, 2016
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Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic
by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019
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edgy alcoholic

When you're the fourth guy in the friendship group to get with the same girl at a party but you can't get hard because you drank too much.
Greg: Hey you were so drunk last night, did you seal the deal
Mason: No mate I did an Edgy Alcoholic
by Cinnamon Johns March 10, 2020
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tyler alcock

got no bitches, bad posture, probably has arthritis and reads harry potter fanfics.

texts like a bitchboy and would 100% public urinate if they got bored.
Gay as fuck

a furry
tyler alcock is such a baddie #slay
by Ludovico loves r(c)ocks March 27, 2022
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is real, it's not fake.
by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022
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hiroshima of alcohol

When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).

It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.

A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
by Fist of fury August 31, 2013
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