Toolbox song

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand

Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song

by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019

Song Rape

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I just got song raped by that little girl. Now I can't stop singing "I'm so fancy...". I hate that song. I want it out of me!

Please don't be mad at me. I didn't realize I was song raping you. I thought you liked "Friends in Low places". I'm sorry you can't stop singing it.

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I heard that old Mark Chesnutt signal song playing downstairs, and I knew he was getting ready to bang the hag.

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It's fun to sing fuck songs.

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period song

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"Yeah, I heard this song yesterday but it was just a period song, I'm totally passed it today"

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what are you listening to?

Oh just a morning song, sarah broke up with me last night.

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