As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Liquid smooth

A godly song made by the godly Mitski.

Mitski Lover: Hey u know mitskis song Liquid smooth?
Hater: Ew
Mitski lover: We are not friends anymore

by ivbpiuhveupgvbnhehvoehvoueghvo September 21, 2022

Smooth Ketchup

Used to express positive agreement or excitement

"I got offered a job today" "Smooth Ketchup!"

by Anon237 July 8, 2024

smooth minute

Long time.

A while.

John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.

by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Butter smooth

The state of when you feel smooth as fucking butter

Tom felt his Mother's body and described it as, "Butter smooth."

by ArchiStarchy April 12, 2019

smooth step squad

A group chat made up of one boy and 13 girls. They originated back in January and have amassed over 500 followers on the app Twitter. They support a boy band called Why Don’t We and most of the girls are ogs.

Man, I wish I was in smooth step Squad.

by SmoothStepLover34521 March 24, 2018