Foot Jockey

A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.

Rick just gave Janet a Foot Jockey and he needs to throw out his socks.

by mister bates bites camels January 02, 2011

foot long

When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.

A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.

*wrapping up empty subway wrapper*

Man i gotta go to the toliet to do a foot long now

by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006

A backwards foot

something that has or can have both favorable and unfavorable consequences

Ether way it’s a backwards foot

by Densely Curry June 14, 2021

Ramp foot

when one developes skater muscle to the ankle, professional skaters would have endured it at some early stages of skating, when the ankle swells up from continuous skating, due to the repetitive pushing off hard surfaces, referred to it as ''ramp foot''

Nici ''my ankle is swollen I'm lying in bed with a kankle''
Loz ''no nici you have ramp foot from skating so much''
Nici '' did you make this up?
Loz ''no way its totally ligit'

by Goose egg August 28, 2012

a good foot

a measurement of at least 12 inches or bigger

man the shit i just took was at least a good foot

by Gavin G. Nuse July 04, 2019

sissy foot

Someone who slacks on their workouts.

He sissy footed his weights.

by Hexferry February 23, 2018

cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

by West High School January 03, 2016