A foot jockey is when a man or woman sits on the foot of another man or woman securely placing the foot in their anus.
by mister bates bites camels January 2, 2011
Get the Foot Jockeymug. When one eats a subway 12 inch and needs to take a dump straight afterwards.
A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
A decription of the size of the crap brewing inside of you.
by The Fonz585 November 16, 2006
Get the foot longmug. by Lions Bane October 22, 2015
Get the frog footmug. 
A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.
Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.
by The Card Player May 20, 2021
Get the Clamenza’s Footmug. by chris_luva February 2, 2022
Get the foot greammug. Someone with limited co-ordination of their feet in a sporting context, usually whilst playing football (soccer). Inability to control the ball can lead to this insult being used, as will inaccurate wayward shooting and disgraceful yet clumsy scything tackles. Feet can also be unusually large or misshapen, like melons, or breeze blocks.
by mangani May 15, 2009
Get the Boubadoop Footmug.