carson

a midget who plays Fortnite in your room until you die of short-person poisoning.

Carson a piece of shit.

by carsonstinkyatfrt February 27, 2024

Carson

A guy who has no aura. Cannot compare to anyone with the name Garrett

Carson has no aura

by CarsonHasNoAura June 09, 2025

Carson

A curly head cute nibba

"Damn Carson's cute.."

by Dinosaur Nibba November 08, 2020

carson

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson

Big pp man

i love carson
why
he has big p

by berbien June 09, 2022

Carson

Bitchass , alcoholic , son of a bitch

Hey who’s that ?

That dood Carson .

Oh no .

Let’s go

by Oignait.24 April 20, 2020

Carson

A guy that is super chill, friendly,confident and genuinely a badass. Despite that he can be one of the more sensitive men that you meet, although they would never admit that openly. If you ever get the chance to meet a Carson you shouldn’t pass it up.

Dude1: I wish I was more like Carson he gets all the ladies

Dude2: Seriously though how does he do it

by Anonymous1365 February 22, 2018