December 9

December 9th is the day that you have to ask out your crush

On December 9 I will ask my crush out

by Dick chant December 3, 2019

9 incher

What some of us claim to have when flaccid

"Hey did you see Lucas today!

"Yea his 9 incher was bigger than Steves!"

by ShotTaker9 June 29, 2016

Mighty No. 9

a game that makes you cry like an anime fan on prom night

Guy 1: wanna play Mighty No. 9
Guy 2: "cries like an anime fan on prom night"

by cooldude2144 November 30, 2022

Cloud 9

Cloud 9 is a state of utopia and euphoria where you have reached total happiness by taking drugs

Bro, I had the best trip yesterday, it's like I was on cloud 9

by JesusChrist321 February 8, 2022

June 9

June 9 is a day when your best friends have to buy you a bag full of hot cheetos

You: do you know what day it is?
Friend: no
Me: June 9!! You have to buy me hot cheetos
Friend: you too!

by Noopdy poopdy November 12, 2020

July 9

people are ambitious, wise, funny, positive, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love

Person: wow, you were july 9, u must have succeeded.
Creator: Not really, I haven’t committed world domination.
Person: WHAT! *worried*

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

9 Gag

better than I Funny

guy : i use 9 gag to die inside but its better than i funny

by cherrycokegirl March 10, 2019