Silicon Valley Hot Pocket

The act of pooping into an unsuspecting victim's laptop, closing it, and leaving it for them to discover later.

See "Hot Pocket" (Sam F, 2005)

Be careful of that long haired geek squad guy, he's known to leave the old silicon valley hot pocket.

by Papajohnathan February 21, 2021

Hair Salon Hot Pocket

When you hair dye as lube

Hey babe do want a hair salon hot pocket tonight?

by Dramqueen November 9, 2018

Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind)

When a guy (the meat) has sex with a girl who is on her period (the sauce) and also has a yeast infection (the cheese). Her vagina = the pocket

I once knew a guy who gave a girl The Hot Pocket (The Pizza Kind).

by libbyannerose April 22, 2010

San Fransisco Hot Pocket

Note: This is a homosexual act. This is when a man puts his own feces into another males ass hole, and then begins intercourse with the males ass, this is known as a San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

That Scot guy gave me the craziest San Fransisco Hot Pocket.

by Filisalot October 2, 2009

new yokr hot pocket

Fucking the Pussy so hard it squirts blood.

She was so mean so I gave her a new yokr hot pocket

by SexyMotherfucker April 2, 2014

kansas city hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

Kansas City hot pocket

Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had real BBQ until you try a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good.

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017