Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

Monkey Five-Oh

An obscure colloquism referring to the Police (Fuzz,Pig,Copper,etc.).

Origin is unknown, but apparently gives reference to "Hawaii 5-0" (a popular television show of the late 1970s), together with the inherent ape-like qualities associated to low-ranking law enforcers.

"...Quick, turn down the music - Monkey Five-Oh is right outside!"

by DardaDos September 1, 2005

The Bum Bead Monkey

1.) An insult to someone you think puts things up their arse on a regular basis.
2.) A fictional character who just loves bum beads. All different shapes, sizes and lengths. He's tried them all. In fact he's probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.

Geraldine turns to Gladis....wide eyed she says "the bum bead monkey". Gladis turns bright red as she's always puttung stuff up there

by Betty & Dorris Afternoon TEA December 9, 2010

Monkey ass ripper

When a black man poops all over white girls and keeps going until everything falls out his ass hole.

OMG my Friend Jamal is doing the Monkey ass ripper To my Friends dog.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

arabian monkey tooth

To pop someone’s tooth out and lodge metal shrapnel or bones into the gap

Steve: Did you see what happened to Ricky?
Logan: Yeah! Didn’t those bastards give him an Arabian Monkey Tooth

by Yak on Crack May 26, 2021

monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

by LaceySD January 17, 2018

Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.

Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018