meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 28, 2015

meat processor

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

by P1624 April 28, 2023

meat lush

any person of promiscuous nature who loves the dick.

Geez that skunk is such a meat lush

by Dr'ette Geography August 11, 2014

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.

When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"

by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective

When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder

by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 9, 2025

Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

by voroxity February 14, 2020