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waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.
James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.
by Flakey Niblet July 12, 2017
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Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.
If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...
by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016
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Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.
Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.
by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018
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Harry Meat

A boy from Connah's Quay that loves skat and crack. He loves slurping up sloppy faeces and creating his own food cycle of shit. Arse to mouth, arse-to-mouth over and over and over. All day every day he continues the sloppy cycle.
by HarryMeatsSuperFan January 12, 2024
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Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement
“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris
“T̵̨̤̱͇͇̭͔̣̞̗̪̬͌̍͐̀̋̄͝͝H̴̩̱̰̬̞̳̭͔̜̝̞͌̄̐̿̇̉̊̍̔̐͘͝͠È̴̳̘͖̀̈́͗F ̞̩͚̫̟̞̫͈͉̲̂̔̋̉͐̅̿̍͌͗́͘O ̥̖̥͔̦̱̞͐̓̈́G ̖̼̣̗̹̩͖̺̼̊͋̽̃̌͌̍̂̀I̶̡̡̢̯͉͚̝̺̞̤̼̜͈͖͍̓̍͗̎̈́́̓̇͋͐̇̕͘͝S ̳̈́͆̍̚C̵̡̨̘͍̤̞͉̮̮̺̖͓̹̩̑̽͜O̶̠͋̉̎̉̈́̀̋̄͐̏́͘̕͠M̵̥̋̇͊̊̋̉̊I̵̡̩͚̼̖̺̫͌̈́͐͋́͛͌̓͛͝Ņ̴̢̢̝̣̖̮̲̖̤͍̩̼̿̀͐̒͑̕͠͠G̵̢̭̦̞͌͌͌̋͐̉̌̈́̾͐̂̅͗ͅ
by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025
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Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We
Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??
by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018
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Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.
"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"
by DrCofefe December 17, 2022
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