Goat troll/king troll

Non bias, likes dbz and is the best troller

Goat troll/king troll being a goat

by Zāddÿ February 22, 2021

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 24, 2020

Snoogle King

A male that is a true master of snoogling.

Greg: "Hey Justin, I heard you are real good at snoogling?"

Justin: "Yeah, I'm definately a Snoogle King!"

by Stan the Dan October 21, 2010

Sovas King

a boy who is a pro king

wow thats a Sovas king

by sovas queen April 29, 2021

King of Troy

(noun) A person who tries and fails to insult people by writing false definitons of his/hers/its superiors (usually on Urban Dictionary).

This one King of Troy was so immature he had to make up a definition for nerds to make himself feel better about her insecurities.

by justanaveragejoe March 12, 2011

Pasty Swag King

When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.

What a fucking goal by Jack Riewoldt, he is the Pasty Swag King!!! Grab me a beer mate

by Fish daddy June 19, 2015

The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025