Trumped

When you are so focussed on vigorously masturbating that you shit yourself

I was so caught up making eye contact with myself in the mirror, whilst furiously making Jesus cry, that I relaxed so much when I finally came and Trumped.

by anonymous June 30, 2025

Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.

“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess

by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024

trump

the best man alive hw is da goat

lets go brandon trump 2024

by biden gay January 11, 2022

Fat Trump

Ann uncircumcised penis that is as round as it is long

Go suck a fat trump..

by Speedy.ceviche February 25, 2025

Donald Trump

A man known for being friends with sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein

"Wow, Donald Trump is photographed a lot with Jeffrey Epstein"

by Speb_official January 20, 2025

trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country

Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!

by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017

Massive trump fart

when take a massive fart and then u say the system is rigged..
yea that doesn't make sense , i was just trying to make a gud def
anyway take a massive trump fart bye.

ass manager: one of the Karen took a massive trump fart, it smelled,and she blamed it on one of the employees and decided to call the manager..
grandmother:oh Hun, its alright come eat some Italian meatballs.

by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 29, 2020