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Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.
You just got poop slapped.
by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017
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Poop Back

The action of leaving a social gathering under the pretence of needing to check on something urgently, but really it's because you need to poop in the comfort of your own home.
She'll poop back home to check on the dog.
He pooped back home to check he hadn't left the hob on
by idiot99 June 20, 2019
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poop ghost

A urban myth of a haunted being observing people as they engage in excretion. It is said that it is the reason for most discomforts during bowel movement and paranormal activities when one is on the loo, such as odd noises from the outside. It is said that the poop ghost can only be prevented by the presence of boobs near the person pooping, either physically or visually.
1: I couldn't let it out, I got way too scared to poop in the bathroom.
2: It's probably because the poop ghost was bothered by you.
by uxD524 November 26, 2019
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post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022
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Poop

It is sometimes referred to as the excretory substance. It is known as shit
I had a poop come out. It was satisfying
by I_am_your _father_nigger. October 20, 2018
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Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
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poop

the most delicious snack to ever exist.
by poop6969696969 February 21, 2020
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