Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

My most visited website.

"I was on Urban Dictionary from like 3 to 8 last night."

by xDark_Alleyx01 August 22, 2016

Urban Dictionary

Sex. That's it. Sex.

All anyone talks about on the Urban Dictionary is sex.

by GuyThatLikesWater September 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A site that always wants you to buy a mug

The mugs that Urban Dictionary tries to sell are BAD

by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021

dictionary

the dictionary is a useless book that has lots of words in it and is really think when you can just search up what it means or how to spell it like you are doing now.

why bother with a dictionary when you have google

by urban dictioary123456789876543 June 11, 2018

urban dictionary

the worst website you can ever use

person 1 : i hate urban dictionary

person 2 : me too

by thatsmyrealname June 12, 2022

names in urban dictionary

usually extremely inaccurate entries in urban dictionary about irl names, for example "john". these entries say a lot of compliments, usually related to how people with that name are "usually shy at first but then become amazing" or "have huge dicks/boobs". all and all, they're created by people who want to feel better about themselves for people who share their name. i have only found a few actually good entries about names which don't include these stuff

-i just wrote an entry about my names in urban dictionary
-i wanna read it
-k
-bruh wtf is this

by 5ze7xr6 May 11, 2021