meth b. i.

(noun) A general term for the police/authority figures a paranoid meth addict thinks are watching him. Can be fictional or true. Similar to f.b.i.

Methhead: Hey, I think that car is following us!

Methhead sober friend: You're trippin', that's just the meth b. i.

by Theon Greyjoy June 29, 2014

I like oats

Of or relating to the oat and a certain group of persons liking it, they have not yet made the commitment to love the oat, they just wanna have some jibbly.

This could also mean men loving a certain who appears to them as a goddess or angel.

This could also mean you fucked up and have nothing left to say, this filling your mouths inbox and the tounge be blurtin'.

Person 1 - "I like oats"
Person 2 - "Oh do you?"
Person 1 - "Yes."

Person 1 - "Damn sucka foo, did you see that oatey?"
Person 2 - "Yeah son cracka, I like oats."

Person 1 - "Fuck you nigga jibblet! I hate your dick ass booty ass nigga"
Person 2 - "ohh..... I like oats."

by Rutherford Gooch McPickey April 20, 2011

I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

by Somegirlout.there April 5, 2022

i beg you not

don't fucking do it

"i'm going to get a tattoo"

"I beg you not"

by ilikehypoallergeniccats February 3, 2021

A person I simp for

A person I simp for also known as Quackity.

Friend:what do you think about Quackity?
Me:*Dies because hes a person I simp for*

by TOTALSIMPPPPPP June 25, 2021

i forgor 💀

i forgor the definition 💀

"i forgor 💀"
"i rember

🐵"
"

by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021

I am inevitable

The bane of every Marvel fan's existence.

Thanos' quote "I am inevitable" had Marvel fans quaking in their boots.

by tonystank117 February 1, 2022