Pulling a Riley

Using some lame or bullshit excuse to get out of doing something or get the day off work to sit around at home and do as much as he would do at work ( Fuck all)

I am not going to work today my mates off I am pulling a riley

by Turbo dazzo January 26, 2023

pulling a Jeremy

Using the same detail more than once to confuse anyone who might be interested in something.

I can't believe it! FNAF just keeps pulling a Jeremy!

by MerBudd January 30, 2023

Pulling a Nick

Taking too long to do a simple task

"Nicks been taking a shit for like 30 minutes now, I cant believe hes pulling a nick again."

by sdfsdfasdfasdfasdf February 3, 2023

Pulling a Premanand

To fold up your paper plate and throw away perfectly good prashadam.

He's pulling a Premanand again.

by avogado February 7, 2023

pulling

pulling girls/guys to bed

ex/im going to the party to pull a girl.im going to be pulling tonight

by jojosiwa03 February 14, 2023

Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 14, 2023

Pulling-a-Kronos

Pulling a Kronos happens when a male ejaculates into the palm of his hand and swallows his children.

After one too many beers at the bar Benny told his friends he sometimes likes to jack off into his hand and eat his cum, he likes Pulling-a-Kronos.

by Lord Carl Von Van Der Dick February 15, 2023